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THE AMAZING ZORPAN!!!!!This forum post is dated 04/01/10. If you feel it is old or outdated, please follow up with a question or comment and someone may be able to update it, or reply with newer information if you have it. Ohio - Stories (Your best flea market stories)
| THE AMAZING ZORPAN!!!!! The "Amazing" Zorpan is an enigmatic figure in the dark halls of magic. He's a world renown daredevil, with a foolhardy and almost absentminded disregard for life and limb. Zorpan's reckless audacity in the face of danger is disconcerting to say the least. What occurred in the past of this maniacal entertainer to lead him to attempt such impossibly futile and death defying feats of absurdity? One popular, but unauthorized, biography entitled "Zorpan, Daredevil of the Avant-Gard" maintains Zorpan is the last in an ancient line of Hungarian Occultists. He is a gifted reader of palms and tea leaves, has the ability to breathe underwater, and communes with the spirits of the dead. Zorpan lives in a villa high in the Italian alps, sleeps on a bed of nails, and adheres to a strict diet of roasted song birds. Although he has, at last count, 16 wives scattered around the world, his closest "companion" is his peruvian manservant Arturo. Another biographer, Dr. Darius Uccello, in his book "The Madman's Circus, " claims Zorpan is the inbred son of transient carnival folk. He was abandoned at the age of 7 in the bayous of Louisiana. Young Zorpan was adopted by a local Voodoo Priestess, and became skilled at wrestling alligators, piloting fan boats, and guessing people's weight. At the age of 20, he set out to find his real parents, a search that nearly destroyed him. In a bar fight in Alaska, a man took out Zorpan's right eye with an ice pick. His assailant turned out to be Zorpan's X;b>...X;/b> |
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